Snakeeyes here in yet another mindblowing entry. Today's little gem is a total farce.

Schristian: King Of Hypocrisy

This kid, and I call him a "kid" because he totally acts like one, is beyond hypocritical. The first thing I see is his lameass entry stating he "recycled" a previous entry and excuses it by stating he "busted his balls on the rant below". Above this unbelievably intelligent message is him claiming how his aforementioned rant is now "The Greatest Xanga Entry Ever."

BULLSHIT.

I read this entry to see for myself whether or not it was truly worthy of such a phrase and laughed. Not at his ramblings but at him. He's unbelievably phony.

First of all, he states pretty much every obvious cliché about the world today but adds in his own unhumorous opinions. To even further this retard bitchfest are photographs of himself. The pimply faced, poofy haired, wonder (who describes himself as "Zeus" and claims he's "The King") bitches and whines about society and how fucked up it is. He also whines and bitches about "emoqueers" (his term for emo kids). I decided to read into his Xanga and saw NUMEROUS emo entries centered around some chick named "Dina" or something. I just skimmed through laughing at his contradictory stances on life.

I must applaud this hypocrite by his unwavering stance against everything (The Man should be next on his list) and his desire to "reform" society in his own weak image, but he is just so pathetic in his approach.

This kid is one of those people who seriously need to be punched hard in the face, kicked in the nuts repeatedly with a steel-toed boot, and shot in the face.

Quit whining you angsty faggot. No one gives a fuck.

My thanks to Backhander for fielding one of my fan mails while I took a very short leave of absence due to something I call a "life". So in loving respect for my fans, I thought I'd return to respond. I'll take it all from here my good friend.

"Who da fuck u think u are. U talkin bout otha folkz site. Look at ur shit. This shit iz ugly az hell. Whassuo wit ur camo? The shit looks all faded. Obviously u don't kno the first thing about my layout. It's a tribute for thoze four ppl who died u Dumbass faggot. And It's only one quiz on ther and something that givez a word about each letter in ur name. Y da fuck does somethin gotta be fake ghetto. Now don't get me wrong cuz white ppl r cool, but U just anotha one of those racist ass, non intelligent white folks dat don't even kno wut ghetto actually iz. There iz nothin that sayz ghetto or nothin that I put on there that I wanted to be ghetto. It's a muthafuckin tribute. So U need to shut da fuck up wit all dat bullshit ass talk. I could almost guarantee u dat u won't be talkin dis fuck shit in my face. And on to the picture marquees. Now would u rather have a whole bunch of picture marquees, or just have it narrowed down to two? Thas the reason dat I have so many pictures in da first marquee. Plus it's all family. Like I said, look @ ur site and look at mine one more time. Compared to my site, u need to step ya shit up. I would like to see u create a betta site than mine. Until then, stop talkin all dat fuck shit and actin like ya site iz da best. U might as well put yaself on blast wit dis ugly ass shit. Bitch ass hoe." -stonemtn4lyfe89

Whoah there chief. You must've missed a lot in my post then. I knew damn well that it was supposed to be a tribute to four failures. However, one of them is still alive (Tupac) so your tribute is pretty much in itself a failure. And yes, it HAS been proven that he's still alive and kicking. How NOBLE of the self-proclaimed "martyr" to stage his own death to garner more fans! He's a HERO to every black person that couldn't "make it." Just stage your own death and you are in total legendary status! BADAM!

Let me go through the rest bullet by bullet.

• I am Snakeeyes
• Yes, I am talking about your site and other shitty sites. Go cry to mommy about it
• Actually, this layout looks like gold compared to the ugly pile of shit you pasted using various HTML editors and over use of photographs, MP3's, and movie files.
• Tribute bullshit covered above
• What on earth is "Bullshit ass talk"? Wouldn't that be saying that Bull manure has an anus from which verbal pronunciation is expelled? Please, intellectual responses only.
• Actually, I would say this to your face because unlike you little cocksmackers, I have no fear of man. I'm confidant enough in myself to say what I want to whom I want WHEN I want. I don't rely on friends or family or even the net to get my point across.
• I'd rather have NO pictures because frankly, it looks like you stole those pictures from a 1980's yearbook/scrapbook. Plus it drains memory from my computer. That and the fact that no one looks good in ANY of them is more than enough to elicit a "DO NOT POST" response. If you are going to post pics, do so in the POSTS and not in the header so that loading time takes 4 goddamn hours. It's called "posting SMART" but since you most likely failed out of high school, I doubt you understand much of this sentence.
• Our site is genuine. Created from the ass up. Yours was most likely thieved off of some lameassed layout site while ours is 100% scratch coding. Backhander is handy when it comes to using HTML. So please, don't spray your "step yo shit up" garbage at me when ours was handcrafted, while yours was thieved.
• Neither of us claimed this site was the best. Hell, I couldn't give two shits if this thing is still here tomorrow. It's a site. On the INTARWEB! It's not my life. Hence why I'm not HERE that often. Stop crying because you have no life kiddo.
• "Put yourself on blast" what the hell? I blasted out a massive shit earlier. So what does that have to do with anything?
• "Bitch ass hoe" Wow, your whole argument shot to shit in the final stretch. If you intend to insult me, do so with some flair, not your typical "ghetto black" statements. 

"thas right tell they wannabe kkk asses. if yall were really hard u would show ya real faces and use some real names.no life havin asses." -jerseyphattygurl

"Wannabe KKK"? Since when were we racist? Why is it that the majority of blacks resort to "racism" as their main defense. Shut the fuck up you whiny little cuntswab. We aren't hard, until pissfucks such as yourself post. Then I get harder than Chinese Algebra. Now if you excuse me, I need to don my white hood and robe. Oh and as I stated earlier, I have been busy with school and work. Of course I have no life. :claps: Bravo!

"obviously tha only pussy ur gettin is each other so get a life and have some nuts cause if u wanna get on people make sure they kno wut u look like. have a nice day " -jerseyphattygurl

Nice try at guessing our genders. But again, you fail at even ATTEMPTING to insult me and Backhander. "Have some nuts???" Ok, why would me eating peanuts be a bad thing? You kids need to get your lazy asses back in school and stop fucking each other in the ass so much. Learn some ENGLISH GRAMMAR and get a job for fuck's sake. And at least learn how to insult people. How does knowing what someone look like mean anything when you are blasting them in the face? You don't need to know what me or my comrade look like to know we are better than you. I'm sorry I don't feel like showing you pictures to give you something ELSE to pound your cage with. DOUBLE FISTING ACTION GO!

"Ya'll on some faggot ass shit. "Expose ya nuts" wow. Wut a comeback. Like I said earlier. Step ya shit up." -stonemtn4lyfe89

How are we "on faggot ass shit"? You kids keep calling us homosexual slurs yet we're gay? Interesting, interesting. Methinks you are all closet homosexuals much like John Wayne Gacy. Except none of you have the stones to molest, rape, and murder young boys. I find it rare nowadays with the "ghetto black" crowd to have any semblance of intelligence in retortion, or grammar structure. So please, if anyone needs to "step ya shit up" it's you little freaktards. Your comebacks are weaker than an old man trying to jack off.

"yeah bitches wat fuck iz yall lme ass bitches talkin bout!!! if yall wuz some reall niggaz wit balls you would put ya fuckin real name. wat da fuck iaz yo shit you got two different type of camo. if you gonna talk about somebodi else's site get yo shit to be hottest out till den just shut da fuck. bitch u ain't even got fuckin music on yours wat da fuck hoe!!!!! so don't say bout nobody fuckin xanga. aint got no lyfe azz. tTAKE DEZ NUTS IN YA MOUTH!!!!!!!

BITCH ASS HOE!!!!!" -vabghettogurl312

We're talking about you lame little pansies. That's what we are talking about. Pay attention and you'll learn something. We aren't "niggaz". We're mercenaries. Why should we post our real names? What difference does it make if I'm Joe or Robert? None. So do keep quiet. How do we have on two camo types? If you mean the background it wasn't fixed so it repeats the pattern. Common webpage design knowledge. But since every little one of you shitstains steal Xanga code, you wouldn't know that. Do ANY of you know how to fucking spell? Seriously. Your mothers should beat you all over the head with a goddamn dictionary. EVERY DAY! Ok, so we don't have music. What's the fucking point? We don't NEED music. Our site alone is enough. Music slows down computers and most of the time sounds like total SHIT. We can say what we want about anybody's site whether ours is the best OR worst. And as for the "no life" comment, jeez. Show some creativity for once you fucking drones.

Well that is all for now. Thank you for stopping by for today.

-Snakeeyes

yeah bitches wat fuck iz yall lme ass bitches talkin bout!!! if yall wuz some reall niggaz wit balls you would put ya fuckin real name. wat da fuck iaz yo shit you got two different type of camo. if you gonna talk about somebodi else's site get yo shit to be hottest out till den just shut da fuck. bitch u ain't even got fuckin music on yours wat da fuck hoe!!!!! so don't say bout nobody fuckin xanga. aint got no lyfe azz. tTAKE DEZ NUTS IN YA MOUTH!!!!!!! BITCH ASS HOE!!!!!
- vabghettogurl312

Well, I never! Such strong language for such a mature young lady! What's that you say? I should take what in WHERE? MY GOODNESS!! Children these days and their deplorable sense of humor! Honey, call the governor! I've got an Internet weblog to report!

HEY MOM PIMPS UP BITCHES DOWN!!! R U PROUD OF ME????!!! LOL LOVE VA'S SEXXIEST PRINCESS!!!

Oh vabghettogurl312, you're such a card! Since everyone wants to know what I, Backhander, looks like, here is a recent picture:

- Backhander

Snakeeyes here. Sorry I haven't been here exposing internet morons like you all wish. But I've been a busy man. So let's get to it shall we?

Amazingly enough, it only took me 5 seconds to locate today's pile of shit. Not surprisingly, this fuckwit is of the fake ghetto variety. Ladies and gentlemen I give you:

http://www.xanga.com/stonemtn4lyfe89 - Upon clicking this link I was greeted by the UGLIEST design since DJsz_WiiFEY.

Here's all that's included in this moron's header (for you idiots who know NOTHING about the INTARWEB!, the header is that ridiculous space at the very TOP of your website):

(Listed in order of shitty appearance)

1. A picture of "Big Pun, Alliyah, Tupac, and Left Eye" all of whom (except Tupac) are dead. Oh :weep weep: Good thing they died.
2. A list full of MP3 files to play while you view the site. These things take up LOADS of time to load EACH song's info, and then more to load the actual song (most run the gamut of 3-12 Megabytes).
3. A black and white flashing Horizontal Ruler. This is to not only induce epilepsy, but is a STAPLE for all ghetto/black sites.
4. For some reason "11:55 PM - add eprops - add comments - email it" is written in plain text here. I guess he forgot his HTML.
5. A music video box. GOOD GOD! As if having a massive list of shitty MP3s wasn't bad enough, now this retard decides to post up a LONG ASSED video to contend with loading up all of the goddamn MP3s.

(By this time, your browser should be lucky to still be open. Mine froze MULTIPLE times before finally unfucking itself to cope with this shitty layout and overuse of Megabytes)

6 and 7. Two incredibly STUPID quizzes. Wasting more fucking space to load this shit from their sites. Fucking moron.
8 and 9. Sliding picture collages. TWO OF THEM! With so many pictures to load that your browser would shit its pants if it had them, explosively!

When all of that other shit is done loading, a pop-up appears asking for subscriptions and comments, and that he'll gladly return them. AND EVEN MENTIONS THERE ARE A LOT OF PICTURES IN HIS COLLAGES! WHAT A DOUCHE! FINALLY you get to the Xanga but at this point, I decided to put him here and strike his shitty layout from my mind before I bleed from my eyeballs.

Overuse of HTML = YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!

-Snakeeyes

HELO LADEES!

DO U LYKE MY LENS FLARES? IF SO VISIT MY WEBBER LOG xagna.com//babyj1525!!!!!!!!

What a frigg'n douchebag. Don't visit this site unless you have one of those super computers that cost millions of dollars. The site takes five years to load and I've got a cable connection.
- Backhander